What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 09:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

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So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

They put up a sign reading

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Unacceptable again!

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No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

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Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Which fish tastes good for South Indian curries?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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